CRAIG JESSEN

In pagan Denmark, the shield maiden Claudia murders her brother, King Hamlet, to spare the kingdom a disastrous war with Norway. But peace brings a new threat: Horatio, a Papal emissary determined to Christianize Scandinavia. When Horatio recruits Claudia’s hapless nephew Lars on a quest for revenge, she must decide whether the fate of her country is worth killing again.

A dark comic reimagining of Hamlet full of anachronistic whimsy and an utterly indefensible glut of obscenity and vulgarity.

Working in the shadow of a co-worker who stole her research, a pharmaceutical scientist is thrust into the spotlight when she creates a cream that can relocate sexual sensation.

Alejandra was a Shakespearean actress and darling of regional theater. Walter retired early to write the Great American Novel. Now they’re both quite dead, and their ghosts have taken up residence with their adult children. But in their effort to keep their legacy alive, they may just end up being the death of their kids.

When their estranged mother arrives unannounced at the funeral of their father, three sisters put aside the opportunity to mend old wounds and instead plot fresh revenge.

Frustrated by the constraints of her Victorian home, Alice ventures into a parallel world of whimsy and imagination. But when she meets a queen all too like her overbearing older sister, things take a dark turn.

Three high school friends have a new hobby: stealing traffic cones and putting them on their friends’ lawns. But when Dee finds out, they barter for her silence by bringing her along. As the three boys vie for her affections, they discover that stealing a woman’s heart is far more difficult than stealing a cone.